October 14, 2007

Bloom Goes Bump in the Night

Having managed to bypass the forboding bouncers at the new Hollywood hot spot Green Door last weekend, I was enamored of the garishly gilded 19th century decor, which lent itself to my delusional dreamings that I was a guest at some wealthy nobleman's French chateau and might bump into the Count of Monte Cristo around any corner. Sadly, I was one week too soon to cross paths with another staple of my overactive imagination: Orlando Bloom. Needless to say, he probably should have hired a coach and four to get home that night.

TMZ's got video of him practically challenging some dude to a modern-day duel before his car collision this weekend in Hollywood.

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