First, I am confronted with images of Billie Piper whoring herself out in a martini glass. (Yes, Meg, I said it.) She's starring in some new Showtime series called The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Lord. Fanny Price and Sally Lockhart, please avert your eyes.
Now comes word that Sienna Miller is going to be playing a bitchy, evil version of Maid Marion in Ridley Scott's revisionist version of Robin Hood, in which he subverts all the characters, so that the Sheriff of Nottingham, I suppose will be a good guy, and Russell Crowe (Robin) will basically play himself.
Okay, so now I'm reading that Russell Crowe is going to play the Sheriff, and Christian Bale (yummy) is being eyed for Robin Hood. My bad.
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